D0: A Brief History of Dogman’s Slog Shack for the Uninitiated

 

1. Dogman's Slog Shack Lore (reader's digest):
2. At some unknowable time and place, a being with a rare genetic mutation is born. A timeless 4D organism who exists in all time and no time at once, with a face resembling a chrome skull: the one and only Dogman. Much later, in the far far future, at the limit as t goes to infinity, a brutal reverse-gerontocratic democracy takes hold. This brutal and crazed democracy taxes citizens directly proportionally to their age. A rebel coalition of wronged geezers forms to combat the reverse-gerontocracy. Dogman, as a timeless being at once older and younger than time, takes the head of this resistance. John Lieberman, the most dangerous and spry of the reverse-gerontocracy's ruthless tax collectors, swears to be Dogman's mortal enemy. Lieberman's goal is to collect the ultimate tax from Dogman... Dogman's EXISTENCE. Dogman assembles a group of capable oldsters in order to defend the elderly from Lieberman and his contemporaries' youthful evil. In order to carry out these operations hidden from the tax collectors' boyish gaze, Dogman creates the Slog Shack, a shack that is anchored in neither time nor space. The shack, imbued with the wise spirit of slog, acts as a guide for the valiant fogeys in their goal of ending the brutal reverse-gerontocracy and bringing about a new golden era of timeless and mature feudalism. Will the shacksters succeed in their goal of taking down the fresh-faced forces? Who is the leader of the shadowy juvenile empire? Tune in to find out.
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4. A incomplete list of individuals instrumental to the fogey struggle:
5. Dogman: skeletal feudal lord who exists in all time and no time at once Saxo the Rose: a sentient flower whose stem extends to the heavens "Shit Billower": an individual with the most extreme case of incontinence seen across all space-time. A force for the ages. SJPS1011Fanboy: avid fan of scratch.mit.edu user SJPS1011. Botrambles: mysterious kafkaesque individual. Widely renowned. In the Shack Zack: music producer who permanently resides in the Slog Shack. Zack produces all official recordings by the agents of slog. Epsile Clinate Japassators: Harpsichord and Bullroarer virtuoso, frequent shack collaborator, and unusually wise for their (relatively) young age. ECJ's livelihood is jeopardized by the brutal youngsters, as the mature audience ECJ served prior to the whippersnapper revolution dwindles in population Jesus Antonio Partida: ??? Bruce: ??? (edited)